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6:05pm July 29, 2014

instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

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6:02pm July 29, 2014

enemaroberts:

when people complain that nobody reblogs their selfies

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6:00pm July 29, 2014

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

5:58pm July 29, 2014

saverockandroll:

u ever hear a drum beat that changes ur life

5:57pm July 29, 2014
brynnasaurus:

Oh look it’s just Chris Pratt surprising a theater full of kids at a charity screening of Guardians of the Galaxy in New York
oh look Chris Pratt has melted my heart into a puddle yet again
(via NY Daily News)

brynnasaurus:

Oh look it’s just Chris Pratt surprising a theater full of kids at a charity screening of Guardians of the Galaxy in New York

oh look Chris Pratt has melted my heart into a puddle yet again

(via NY Daily News)

5:56pm July 29, 2014
poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go

it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

5:56pm July 29, 2014
5:55pm July 29, 2014
im-jean-valjean:



inlovewithwhitemen:

iragersaurus:

silentrhetoric:

naturalbods:

Truth.

Wow.. I didn’t know that

File under : things I wasn’t taught in school

Reblog the hell out of this everyone.


It’s like you guys want to be outraged and offended.

im-jean-valjean:

inlovewithwhitemen:

iragersaurus:

silentrhetoric:

naturalbods:

Truth.

Wow.. I didn’t know that

File under : things I wasn’t taught in school

Reblog the hell out of this everyone.

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It’s like you guys want to be outraged and offended.

5:41pm July 29, 2014

at a horror movie

  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be
5:41pm July 29, 2014

poptwart:

poptwart:

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta deal with my

ANNOYING AND OBSESSIVE PERSONALITY

5:40pm July 29, 2014

The most iconic moment of the interview +

5:40pm July 29, 2014
5:40pm July 29, 2014

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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5:39pm July 29, 2014

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
5:37pm July 29, 2014